http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160376184782#description
I havent laughed that hard in ages.
Another from the same seller
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Yamaha-YTM175-trike-Trike-of-Death-iPod-compatible_W0QQitemZ160380636388QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Motorcycles?hash=item25576e4ce4
This guy is good, even the witty answers to "would-be-interested-buyers" questions