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sms777

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End of boredom....I hope!
« on: January 12, 2019, 06:16:56 PM »
G'day boys and girls,
I have been offline for a long time now. The reason being as some of you may know because it is illeagal to drive without a licence which I haven't had for the last 8 years due to my own stupidity. I have now redeemed myself and promised our trusted commissioner of NSW police that i will do the right thing and will only drive cars with not less than 600 hp and will only leave 2 black skid marks on the road since it's dangerous to do a burn out with only one wheel spinning. It is printed on my new licence for all to see. If you don't beleive me dial 1800 bullsh#t. I am sure you will be directed to an operator that will speak broken english.
Anyways..... how about some fun to break the ice of the tropics.

A grass hopper hops in a bar and jumps up on the seat in front of the bar.
The bar tender looks at him and says" Hey we have a drink named after you!
The grass hopper says " What......Kevin?


Happy New Year!       

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Re: End of boredom....I hope!
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2019, 12:45:11 PM »
Hi Chris,
I missed this post while I was away. Welcome back from overseas and also welcome back onto the roads but this time no burnouts!!
 :burnout: :burnout:
Business man in 1st class to gorgeous air hostess, “What’s your name?”
Hostess, “Angela Benz, Sir.”
“Lovely name; any relation to Mercedes Benz?”
Hostess, “Yes Sir, very close.”
“How close?”
Hostess, “Same price.”
 :she: :cool:

 

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