A short Irish joke -

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Everyone know the musical group ABBA.  Everyone also knows that they got the name from using the first initials of all their names.

What most people don't know is that they couldn't use their real names which were Sven, Helga, Ingrid and Thomas.  

Two men walk into a bar...which is REALLY stupid because after the first one did it, you would think the second one would've seen it.

A very loud unattractive hard faced women is walking into Big W with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance, The assistant on the dorr says; " Good Morning and welcome to Big W, Nice children you have there....Are they twins?. The fat ugly women stops screaming long enough to snarl, " Ofcourse there not!!!..The oldest is 9 and the youngest is 7.. So why the hell would you think they are twins??.. Do you really think they look alike??..Ya idiot!!. " Absolutely not replys the assistant. I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!!!:rol: