Well, they'd be right.:pat:  

However, it seems my car is.  I had a call from the director of the current production of  'Miss Saigon'  that will be performed at the Wollongong Entertainment Centre this coming Friday and Saturday.

They need an early '70's American car to be part of the performance.  He rang around and eventually got my phone no., so the barge will be on stage.

I wonder how much space will be left for the rest of the performers???  

What are you going to do while they have your car.

After I drive it on stage, I'll just watch the show.  The car won't  be doing anything, or touched by anyone.  It'll just be sitting there.

Are they painting an X on the hood so a HUEY can land on it?.....

Well, they do say they're the size of an aircraft carrier....should be able to handle one little huey OK.

Well, they enacted 'plan B' last night (and tonight too).  I  actually got to drive the car during the show.  
Just before the finale, I drove across the front of the stage with JFK, Marilyn Monroe and the Statue of Liberty onboard -  just like real life.