Gillard's Chauffeur

Julia Gillard is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.

Julia, in her usual domineering manner, says to the chauffeur:

"You get out and check - you were driving".

'The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

"You were driving; go and tell the farmer, " orders Julia.

Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally 'plastered', hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.

"My goodness, what happened to you?" asks Julia.

The chauffeur replies: " When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky,

the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me. "

"What on earth did you say?" asks Julia. "

I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them:

" I'm Julia Gillard's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow."

good one Dave

Hilarious, good one

Dave
your an ebay seller
Please tell me how to retract a bid urgently
I placed a bid on a Mickey Mouse outfit seeing as i was going to a fancy dress party BUT it appears i will be the new owner of the Labor party and i dont want it !

ask the Chauffeur.....he'll know..........:)